"THIS IS NOT 'NAM, DONNIE, THERE ARE RULES"
As much as it pains us to even mention "regulations" or "law & order," there are some things that must be done. And not in the "more like guidelines" pirate code or speed limits... there's just a few things you'll need to do (and not do) while visiting.
Dogs are family (even if most or your family aren't as well house-broken). We always treat them as such but poop is gross and furniture wears. Please pick up after family members and put the provided sheets down on the furniture so snuggles can be maximized. Always make sure the gates to the fenced area are closed securely and double check the height of the fence for the more daring canine's.
Yes, we have instructions for the stove... on our website (and on the side of the stove, actually). They are as follows: